We interrupt this programme for a commercial break.

‘We owe people things, and people owe us things. Sometimes out of pure forgetfulness.

‘And then have you ever encountered a situation whereby you’re meeting up with someone, and you know there’s some transaction that’s to take place between you and him/her but you just cannot figure out what that is? Even after his/her face perks your reminder mechanisms while you blatantly wag your finger rapidly at the person and mutter, ‘I’m supposed to give you something…’ in a bid to stall time so that you can recall what exactly you are supposed to do?

‘Fret not! How about a software for those savvy electronic devices of yours, whereby you can post your reminder and stick a photo of the person’s face next to it? You can set it to pop up on your desktop every time you switch on your computer, so that you’ll constantly be haunted by the debt of image that you owe to this person in order not to forget that when you meet up. Of course, you can also set up notice as to when you’re next going to see the person, so all the better to settle outstanding issues!

‘As the Chinese say, “It ain’t good to keep debts past Chinese New Year.” *wink* (Music fades out)’

We now return to, ‘Who’s Price is it Anyway.’

Wrong. ‘The Price is Right.’

What a waste of talent for Mr Drew Carey…