SMS Messages that might have Changed the WorldFrom TALKINGCOCK.COM
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2530&mode=thread&order=0SMS has really revolutionized our communications. But imagine how it would have changed things if it had been around earlier…
SMS MESSAGES THAT MIGHT HAVE CHANGED THE WORLD
1. Dun let big wood horse in. Inside=greeks.
2. Tell ang mohs dun point guns @ sea. Japs on bikes @ Causeway liao.
3. Romeo, Juli8 not dead! Dun gabra – Friar L.
4. Raffles, not sure abt dat island u proposed. Bit small.. – Lord Hastings
5. Saddam, stop bluffing abt WMD, wait dat cowboy really come n bomb us, den we all how?
6. Sang Nila, chk Wikipedia oredi. Animal u saw not lion: tiger. Island shd b name Harimaupura instd.
7. Dunno why, but I dun trust dat small Austrian fler mit der Chaplin mustache. He a bit gila lai dat.
8. George, really h8 dat Jar Jar fler in Ep 1. Can dun put him in?
9. Chief, palefaces coming with 3 ships to colonize u. Dun fren them. Dey tink ur Indian.
10. Jack, dun go on dat Titanic ship. 2moro got anor ship wif casino. Better.
11. Urgent! Dun let MSK go toilet alone, k? Skali he cabut den we all kena.
12. Ed says ‘8Days’ cannot. Wait ppl tink we donno how many days in 1 week. Change back to ‘7Days’.
13. PM, remember: laksa, not mee siam, k? Gd luck! – Spch Wrtr
Got any potentially world-changing SMS messages of your own? Let us know leh!
Added by other readers:14. Tell the Hairy guy I said no to independence....The Queen (contributed by Alan Shore)
15. Eve I be back soon... dun listen to anyone without limbs... (contributed by Alan Shore)