From a Facebook Group ‘SAF Eyepower Division’:
Chao geng. Eye power. No action; talk only.
Minimum efforts, maximum results.
"We live to see."
Why waste 2 freaking years of your life to chiong sua when you can slack it off?
Tired of the bureaucracy that surrounds every damn unit?
Super sian of the weird and senseless rules?
Sick of the "simi lan jiao?" moments?
KENG LOH!
Do you remember your days of eye powering while the rest of your platoon mates were at work?
Standing around and pretending to give instructions while the rest of your section mates were erecting the tentage?
Were most of your NS days spent queuing up to see the medical officer?
Did you spend most of the training curriculum inside the training shed sitting in your PT kit?
Only singing or pretending to sing only when your sergeant is around?
Suddenly develop a case of Hoplophobia - "morbid fear of guns" when range training is here?
Pretending to let your platoon mates go first during meals, so you can have a larger portion of the leftovers? Cookhouse aunties are usually more generous with helpings at the end.
Paying a blanga to dig your fire-trench/shell-scrape during reservist ICT training?
Ever made up any kind of irrational phobias to smoke your sergeants?
The only exercise you did was walking the distance to the cookhouse or medical centre from your bunk.
You can shrug off cries of "chao keng" from your platoon mates without any tinge of guilt or remorse.
You enjoy discussing new ways to malinger with your fellow kengsters.
You feign a leg sprain/muscle tear/hamstring strain but amazingly you still manage to finish a 90mins game for your team's Sunday Soccer League.
You suddenly develop an irrational fear to suit whatever circumstances.
Amathophobia - Fear of dust.
Phallophobia - Fear of a penis, esp during erection.
Ancraophobia - Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.
Have you ever been...
1) Excused from running, marching and jumping for a period of more than 10 days?
2) Excused from uniform for "extended periods of time"?
3) Excused from the environment - sunlight, moonlight ?
4) Excused from the elements of - earth, wind and water?
5) All of the above.
6) All of the above + (insert more)
SAF Eyepower Division 7 Cock Values
1) Keng as much as i can.
2) Practice "Tai Chi" whenever i can.
3) Wayang as much as possible.
4) Act blur until that's worthy of an Oscar.
5) Everything also must take the short cut.
6) Keep my smoke grenades close.
7) Employ evasive tactics after testing the system.
Are you able to detect sai kang within 100 yards?
Do you recall yourself smoking out at every opportunity?
If yes, this is the place for all fellow smokers!
Notes on some of the terms used:
+ Chiong sua: to go on military maneuvers out in the field
+ Keng: skive
+ Chao Keng: an adjective expressing disgust at people who deliberately skive (usually through some medical causes as an excuse for not being able to participate in army training)
+ Fire trench: a huge hole where soldiers can hide in to attack enemies or protect themselves from enemy fire.
+ Shell-scrape: a hole that each soldier has to dig for himself for protection in combat areas.
+ Sai Kang: menial tasks that befall almost every army personnel - tasks that are usually seen as tedious yet unnecessary.
The source where 陪我看日出 (covered by Singaporean singer Joi Chua - see video below) came from
Performed by Rimi Natsukawa
Another splendid set of lyrics by Liang Wern Fook. The tune belongs to a Japanese song originally (refer to the video above: 淚光閃閃)
陪我看日出
词:梁文福
曲:Begin
唱:蔡淳佳
雨的气息是回家的小路
路上有我追着你的脚步
脚下边保存着昨天的温度
你抱着我就像温暖的大树
雨下了走好路
这句话我记住
风再大吹不走祝福
雨过了就有路
像那年看日出
你牵着我穿过了雾
叫我看希望就在黑夜的尽处
哭过的眼看岁月更清楚
想一个人闪着泪光是一种幸福
又回到我离开家的小步
你送着我满天燕子都在飞舞
雨下了走好路
这句话我记住
风再大吹不走祝福
雨过了就有路
像那年看日出
你牵着我穿过了雾
叫我看希望就在黑夜的尽处
虽然一个人
我并不孤独
在心中你陪我看每一个日出
Beautiful song with lyrics and music by Liang Wern Fook, one of Singapore's foremost Mandarin song (新谣) writers. This is an MV from the Mandarin musical of the same name ('If There're Seasons') which ran during the latter half of last year.
歌曲:天冷就回来
词曲:梁文福
从前对着收音机 学唱旧的歌
我问妈妈为什么 伤心像快乐
妈妈笑着 说她也不懂得
我想出去走一走 妈妈点点头
天冷你就回来 别在风中徘徊
妈妈眼里有明白 还有一丝无奈
天冷我想回家 童年已经不再
昨天的雨点洒下来 那滋味叫做爱
呜~别在风中徘徊
呜~天冷就回来
渐渐对着收音机 学唱新的歌
我问朋友为什么 做梦也快乐
朋友笑说 他从不相信梦
我想出去走一走 朋友点点头
天冷你就回来 别在风中徘徊
朋友的眼里有明白 还有一份期待
天冷我想回家 年少已经不再
今天的雨点洒下来 那滋味就是爱
现在对着收音机 听自己唱的歌
我的他问为什么 幸福不快乐
我微笑着 说我也不懂得
他想出去走一走 我对他点点头
天冷你就回来 别在风中徘徊
我猜我眼里有明白 还有一丝无奈
天冷他没回家 我仍然在等待
明天的雨点撒下来 那滋味就是爱
呜~别在风中徘徊
呜~天冷就回来
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