Thursday, February 28, 2008
Don’t you wish your grades could be read like that? (Don’t cha… don’t cha…)
F : FANTASTIC!
E- : Excellent
E : Erm… keep up the work, but could work harder…
D- : Decent
D : Doesn’t sound very good
C- : Crap
C : Cannot make it (but still not that bad)
C+ : Chui! (碎)
B- : Better do something about it…
B : Bad
B+ : Buang
A- : Alamak!
A : A-doi!
A+ : Armageddon (meaning gone case lah)
Explanation of terms:
Buang, chui: end, finished – although I can’t really tell which to what degree of deterioration each represents
* * *
Speaking about ‘Don’t cha’ I have a sudden shot through the brain: a realisation that there are repeated words in the choruses of the following two songs: Don’t Cha and Umbrella.
So here’s a take on a hybridised version – just the chorus, I have no ideas for the verses yet.
[To the chorus tune of Umbrella]
See how these two songs intertwine
Must have been twins the previous life
‘Don’t cha’ and ‘ella’ repeat again
The only two things to get stuck in your brain
Both of them filmed with sexy girls
Focus shifts away from words and to their curves
Really, ‘Umbrella’s’ got much, much better words
‘Don’t Cha’s’ lyrics simply are far more worse than worst
‘Don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t, don’t
Wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t, don’t
¶ 2/28/2008 04:27:00 pm F : FANTASTIC!
E- : Excellent
E : Erm… keep up the work, but could work harder…
D- : Decent
D : Doesn’t sound very good
C- : Crap
C : Cannot make it (but still not that bad)
C+ : Chui! (碎)
B- : Better do something about it…
B : Bad
B+ : Buang
A- : Alamak!
A : A-doi!
A+ : Armageddon (meaning gone case lah)
Explanation of terms:
Buang, chui: end, finished – although I can’t really tell which to what degree of deterioration each represents
* * *
Speaking about ‘Don’t cha’ I have a sudden shot through the brain: a realisation that there are repeated words in the choruses of the following two songs: Don’t Cha and Umbrella.
So here’s a take on a hybridised version – just the chorus, I have no ideas for the verses yet.
[To the chorus tune of Umbrella]
See how these two songs intertwine
Must have been twins the previous life
‘Don’t cha’ and ‘ella’ repeat again
The only two things to get stuck in your brain
Both of them filmed with sexy girls
Focus shifts away from words and to their curves
Really, ‘Umbrella’s’ got much, much better words
‘Don’t Cha’s’ lyrics simply are far more worse than worst
‘Don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t, don’t
Wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t cha, don’t, don’t
