When Iraq has successfully transited to peacetime...
Maybe Bush might drop his American citizenship after his term runs out. Then he'll move to Iraq and take advantage of the oil there, setting up Bush Oil and Company Incorporated, aka BOCO Inc.
They decide to branch out into real estate. They set up a shopping centre called BOCO Link*.
When the company runs out of oil, the media will scream the headlines: BOKAO#
BOCO Inc will then plant bushes to extract oil from them, an environmentally-friendly method compared to digging off the ground. The only warning we must issue: humans, do not consume! It will make you stupid.
*BOCO Link: 'impossible' in Hokkien.
#BOKAO: 'not enough' in Hokkien