Shit my line of defence has been breached and my castle has been invaded by the clan called Clients. The mobilised forces are fighting a futile battle against radio waves that are entering every moment... the alarm beeps and rings constantly: "We are under attack!"
One has to be a spy to perform the dangerous task of Instant Messaging for one can be caught and sentenced to death for episonage by an unsuspecting enemy personnel lurking on the offline.
I can't wait to go on holiday and leave my phone behind :P