Friday, March 03, 2006
Fwd: MORE PUNY STUFF
The New Paper, Wednesday, 1 March 2006, Net Buzz (Pg. 16)
MORE PUNNY STUFF
Spotted by Norenshah Sahari
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Two Eskimos lit a fire in their kayak. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
*Kaya(k) is coconut jam, very nice with toast and butter. :)
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One is named Ahmal and the other is named Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"
A man sent 20 puns to his friends in the hope that at least 10 would make them laugh. No pun in 10 did.
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