TODAY, Monday, 22 August, 2005, Pg. 10
COW JAILED FOR CAUSING ACCIDENT
A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia, reported ananova.com. The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when it was hit by a woman on a motorcycle. A police spokeman said, "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"