Saturday, January 08, 2005
THE LAST TIME YOU . . .
1. Laughed?
Yesterday, after hearing Sergeant WH make jokes about the way Big Fucks behave.
2. Talked to yourself?
I can't remember . . . I always talk to myself unconsciously.
3. Watched the telly?
Last Sunday: Howard Goodall's Great Dates.
4. Got a hair cut?
I think that was the Sunday before Christmas, before a RSM parade that was eventually cancelled.
5. Hugged someone?
Last year February . . . that person hugged me so I reciprocated.
6. Swept the floor?
Last Friday . . . I'm a toilet cleaner, so I don't specifically sweep the floor.
7. Talked to a friend?
Yesterday, on the way to the MRT Station from Nee Soon Camp
8. Fought with someone?
Argued, never fought physically.
9. Went out?
Last Saturday, with the Pipilanders
10. Sang?
Yesterday morning, while marching to the cookhouse and back for breakfast
11. Said 'I love you' to someone?
NEVER! Oh, for god's sake, never!
12. Played an instrument?
Yesterday night - played my beloved piano.
13. Wrote a testimonial to someone?
Long time ago last year . . . haven't had time to write these stuff
14. Bought something?
Yesterday night: a cup of teh-o
15. Made a prank call?
Never. Okay, accidental calls, when my mobile is not locked and then I accidentally dial somebody's number . . .
16. Raise your voice at your parents?
Long, long ago, although I nearly did yesterday
17. Dreamt of your girlfriend or boyfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend
18. Cleaned your room?
Never before. I clean my toilet and my bunk so much that I'm sick of doing it over the weekends.
19. Met up with a friend?
Last Saturday
20. Cut your nails?
Last year December, perhaps before the block leave.
THE FIRST TIME YOU . . .
21. Had golden hair?
Never before
22. Played an instrument?
K1
23. Wrote a testimonial?
Two years ago, when I first opened my Friendster account
24. Cried?
Last September . . . damn I was really upset.
25. Laid your hands on a Gameboy?
Never before.
26. Said something?
This is a stupid question.
27. Had a pet?
I think somewhere in Kindergarten
28. Had chicken pox?
Primary Six, near the mid-year examinations.
29. Had your own mobile phone?
2002 – the Motorola model which came free with some $6 promotional plan from SingTel. I tell you, the whole damn thing is a fraud. $6, but it comes with so many off 'perks' – you pay for incoming, outgoing, SMS . . . whatever shit stuff they have. To hell with $6. Anyway didn't like the phone either: buttons too small and cramped that I couldn't SMS properly. So I got rid of the phone in April and had my beloved 3310 for the next three years.
30. Had your own computer?
Primary Four. I still remember it was a Compaq. Model . . . I think an early Presario?
31. Went overseas?
K1 – Langkawi and Penang
32. Rode a ferry?
Kindergarten – the old habit was to take a cable car there, and back by ferry. Sad, the ferry is no longer in operation . . .
33. Ate sushi?
Can't remember . . . late Primary school level. Used to buy from Edo Sushi at those NTUC branches.
34. Banged onto a wall?
Lots of times . . . the careless me
35. Hit someone?
My brother, because he whacked me
36. Had a crush?
Last year . . . oh come on, it's common to have such feelings right? Anyway it stimulates the mind for composition.
37. Had a boy-girl relationship?
Never before
38. Fell into a drain?
I haven't fallen into a drain yet
39. Broke something valuable?
Can't remember when, but I can remember what – it's crockery! Well, what's so surprising about breaking crockery anyway?
40. Performed something on your own in front of other people?
Kindergarten, I think. I had to sing a song as part of my test for JMC at Yamaha Music School in front of the whole class. Yeah, that was my first and last solo attempt at singing . . . thereafter I swear to be the fellow at the piano accompanying only.
¶ 1/08/2005 09:53:00 pm 1. Laughed?
Yesterday, after hearing Sergeant WH make jokes about the way Big Fucks behave.
2. Talked to yourself?
I can't remember . . . I always talk to myself unconsciously.
3. Watched the telly?
Last Sunday: Howard Goodall's Great Dates.
4. Got a hair cut?
I think that was the Sunday before Christmas, before a RSM parade that was eventually cancelled.
5. Hugged someone?
Last year February . . . that person hugged me so I reciprocated.
6. Swept the floor?
Last Friday . . . I'm a toilet cleaner, so I don't specifically sweep the floor.
7. Talked to a friend?
Yesterday, on the way to the MRT Station from Nee Soon Camp
8. Fought with someone?
Argued, never fought physically.
9. Went out?
Last Saturday, with the Pipilanders
10. Sang?
Yesterday morning, while marching to the cookhouse and back for breakfast
11. Said 'I love you' to someone?
NEVER! Oh, for god's sake, never!
12. Played an instrument?
Yesterday night - played my beloved piano.
13. Wrote a testimonial to someone?
Long time ago last year . . . haven't had time to write these stuff
14. Bought something?
Yesterday night: a cup of teh-o
15. Made a prank call?
Never. Okay, accidental calls, when my mobile is not locked and then I accidentally dial somebody's number . . .
16. Raise your voice at your parents?
Long, long ago, although I nearly did yesterday
17. Dreamt of your girlfriend or boyfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend
18. Cleaned your room?
Never before. I clean my toilet and my bunk so much that I'm sick of doing it over the weekends.
19. Met up with a friend?
Last Saturday
20. Cut your nails?
Last year December, perhaps before the block leave.
THE FIRST TIME YOU . . .
21. Had golden hair?
Never before
22. Played an instrument?
K1
23. Wrote a testimonial?
Two years ago, when I first opened my Friendster account
24. Cried?
Last September . . . damn I was really upset.
25. Laid your hands on a Gameboy?
Never before.
26. Said something?
This is a stupid question.
27. Had a pet?
I think somewhere in Kindergarten
28. Had chicken pox?
Primary Six, near the mid-year examinations.
29. Had your own mobile phone?
2002 – the Motorola model which came free with some $6 promotional plan from SingTel. I tell you, the whole damn thing is a fraud. $6, but it comes with so many off 'perks' – you pay for incoming, outgoing, SMS . . . whatever shit stuff they have. To hell with $6. Anyway didn't like the phone either: buttons too small and cramped that I couldn't SMS properly. So I got rid of the phone in April and had my beloved 3310 for the next three years.
30. Had your own computer?
Primary Four. I still remember it was a Compaq. Model . . . I think an early Presario?
31. Went overseas?
K1 – Langkawi and Penang
32. Rode a ferry?
Kindergarten – the old habit was to take a cable car there, and back by ferry. Sad, the ferry is no longer in operation . . .
33. Ate sushi?
Can't remember . . . late Primary school level. Used to buy from Edo Sushi at those NTUC branches.
34. Banged onto a wall?
Lots of times . . . the careless me
35. Hit someone?
My brother, because he whacked me
36. Had a crush?
Last year . . . oh come on, it's common to have such feelings right? Anyway it stimulates the mind for composition.
37. Had a boy-girl relationship?
Never before
38. Fell into a drain?
I haven't fallen into a drain yet
39. Broke something valuable?
Can't remember when, but I can remember what – it's crockery! Well, what's so surprising about breaking crockery anyway?
40. Performed something on your own in front of other people?
Kindergarten, I think. I had to sing a song as part of my test for JMC at Yamaha Music School in front of the whole class. Yeah, that was my first and last solo attempt at singing . . . thereafter I swear to be the fellow at the piano accompanying only.
