1. What is/was your form teacher's full name?
Primary school: Mrs Toh, Madam Lim Chor Hoon, Mrs Lynn Siew
Secondary school: Mr Chua Chor Loon, Mr Wu Jiong, Mrs Shahilla Sundararaj
JC: Mrs Bernice Yong
2. Ever been late for school?
Many times during JC . . .
3. For how many times
I can't remember the accumulated amount . . . once, 12 times in a term until Mrs Yong threatened to call my parents . . .
4. Ever been punished?
Lots of times . . . duh . . .
5. What did you do?
Late-coming
6. Detentions?
Yes, once in Secondary Two for being late. However, nobody came to supervise us, and we scrammed about four o'clock, one hour earlier than the stipulated time
7. Did you do anything to shame yourself in?
No . . .
8. What is/was your principal's name?
Primary school: Mrs Pang Hong Tin
Secondary school: Mr Yang Chi Kay, Mr Yue Lip Sin
JC: Mrs Lim Lai Cheng
9. Do you always hand in your homework?
Yes . . . but never on time, especially in JC
10. Ever been counselled in school?
No
11. Why?
Because I don't have major psychological problems lah, duh . . .
12. Did you top your whole class?
Yes, in Secondary Three and Four.
13. What do you like in your classroom?
The lockers! Our lockers were inside the classroom, and I deliberately chose a seat next to a locker so that I could access to it easily.
14. What is the punishment for latecomers?
Detention . . . but there was one time the detention room had no supervising teacher for the whole afternoon
15. Liked any teachers before?
Became friends with some of the teachers after graduation
16. How is the food in the canteen?
Expensive with measly proportions
17. What do you always buy in the canteen?
Cold cheng tng
18. CCAs you took part in?
Chinese Orchestra . . . scriptwriter for English Drama Club, but never got a single script put up before . . . anyway my writing sucks lah . . .
19. Been together with anybody in the same school?
Such an ambiguous question . . .
20. How was it?
. . . That I can't even answer it . . .
Joker who spends his free time milling around NUS pretending to be a student...