HONESTY IS THE KEY

Honestly, where are you at?
At home

Honestly, have you ever had a plastic surgery?
No

Honestly, have you ever failed a subject at school?
Of course . . . failure is the mother to success, don’t you know?

Honestly, what's on your mind?
How is tomorrow's SOC training going to be like, and whether I can live past it . . .

Honestly, who are you chatting with online?
I'm not online at the moment . . . I hardly go online nowadays.

Honestly, what is it that you REALLY should be doing right now?
Practicing my zhong ruan for an audition . . .

Honestly, have you brushed your teeth today?
Yes

Honestly, who is the hottest person you know?
I HONESTLY don’t know

Honestly, are you a good friend?
No, I'm a pain in the ass (hey it rhymes!)

Honestly, do you really think going to school is all that important?
Yes . . . but not to do stupid things like project work . . .

Honestly, what are your dreams about, mostly?
Army life . . . sigh . . .

Are you honestly single?
YES, and for God's sake, YES! YES! YES!

Honestly, did you have sex today?
I'm a virgin, damn it

Honestly, what are you so happy about right now?
Being able to play music . . . went to Wilfred's house yesterday to jam with him

Honestly, what are you so sad about right now?
I'm going to have to book in soon.

Honestly, how old are you now?
19

Honestly, who are you missing right now?
Nobody

Honestly, have you ever stolen something?
No

Honestly, what song are you listening to right now?
Nothing

Honestly, who do you want to meet at this very moment?
Nobody

Honestly, where do you like to be kissed?
On the cheek - but only by my family members and no one else

Honestly, do you have a deadly disease?
No!

Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
No

Honestly, who do you want to hug right now?
Nobody

Honestly, are you bored?
No. I have a thousand-and-one things to do which I doubt I can finish by tonight

Honestly, who do you want to slap right now?
Myself. For being such a procrastinator