DO YOU?

Taken from Yushan's blog:

1. Do You Know How To Iron?
Extremely amateurish ironing - basically I only iron the parts of the clothes that can lie flat onto the ironing board.

2. Do You Know How To Cook?
I know how to cook noodles - instant noodles in a cup.
I know how to prepare kaya toast: place the bread inside the microwave oven, toast it, and then spread kaya over it.
Easy, eh?

3. Do You Make Your Own Bed?
Of course I have to . . . the bunk must be in stand-by conditions at all times.

4. Do You Mop Or Sweep The Floor?
Sweep the floor . . . mostly the toilet floor, because I'm a toilet cleaner.

5. Do You Know How To Wash Clothes?
Amateurish washing of clothes . . . usually I let the washing machine do the job for me when I book-out.

6. Do You Have A Maid?
Nope.

7. Do You Help Wash The Dishes?
Everybody washes his or her own dishes at home

8. Do You Wash The Toilet?
Ha-ha, my daily profession! I'm one of the three toilet cleaners in my platoon!

9. Do You Go To The Wet Market?
Nope.

10. Do You Litter Your Room, Then Not Clean It Up?
Nope, because my father will screw me upside down

11. How Do You Wake Up In The Morning?
Either (1) the Bunk I/C or Platoon I/C claps twice loudly, or (2) wake up at 4:30am, look at the watch, say, "Shit! Half an hour more" get back to bed, laze around a bit and then get up for good, or (3) automatically sit up on the bed, look at the time and then realize that it's time to get moving.