From Min Ru via Friendster:

SINGLE'S QUIZ

1. Still single?
Yes

2. Ever fell in love with someone you've never seen?
No

3. Ever had a crush?
Yes

4. Are your friends also single?
Some are, some not

5. Describe being single in two words.
Shiok arh!

6. Favourite colours
Black, Blue, Brown

7. Did it ever reach a point when you really, really wanted to have someone as your boyfriend/girlfriend, then suddenly you switch your thoughts to leaving him or her instead?
What a ridiculous and far-fetched thought . . .

8. What do you do when you're sad?
Walk alone (fatefully it always seems that I will have no companions at times when I am feeling down), sit alone on the bus and look at the floor all the time

9. What do you do when you're mad?
Go to the piano and thrash the keyboard

10. How does it feel seeing the person you like with someone else?
Extremely depressing and demoralising

11. Are you single now because you were dumped?
No.

12. Are you single now because you love to dump?
I'm not such a bastard.

13. Message to the other singles:
Stay single to avoid the troubles that arise out of relationships. And you can enjoy your men's night-out