From Liwen via Friendster:
IF I WERE . . . (Nothing to do with the army song!)
If I were a month I would be . . .
AUGUST!!!
If I were a day of the week I would be . . .
Saturday, because I can stay at home!
If I were a time of the day I would be . . .
10:00pm, because I can finally go to sleep (inside camp)
If I were a planet I would be . . .
Jupiter, because that's my favourite movement in Holst's "The Planets" Suite, Op. 16
If I were a sea animal I would be . . .
Blue whale . . . I'm always very slow . . .
If I were a direction I would be . . .
East . . . I'm an Eastie!
If I were a sin I would be . . .
A workaholic
If I were a liquid I would be . . .
Coffee
If I were a tree I would be . . .
Rain tree . . . my favourite tree as it provides a lot of shade
If I were a bird I would be . . .
Crow . . . because my music is like their squawking
If I were a tool I would be . . .
The humble mine prodder . . . engineer's indispensable equipment
If I were a flower I would be . . .
Jasmine flower . . . whose song I have arranged successfully for solo piano and string quartet
If I were a kind of weather I would be . . .
Rainstorm
If I were a musical instrument I would be . . .
Piano!!!
If I were an animal I would be . . .
Elephant . . . Armoured Engineer's mascot
If I were a colour, I would be . . .
Black
If I were an emotion, I would be . . .
Melancholy
If I were a vegetable, I would be . . .
Tomato
If I were a song, I would be . . .
Thank You for the Music by ABBA
If I were a book, I would be . . .
Who Moved My Cheese . . . it's time I learn how to deal with change
If I were a place, I would be . . .
Home!
If I were a thing, I would be . . .
Steinway and Sons Piano
If I were a taste, I would be . . .
Salty
If I were a scent, I would be . . .
Stink. That's what army boys smell of.
If I were a word, I would be . . .
Skive!!! (commonly called "Chao Keng")
If I were a body part I would be . . .
The ears
If I were a facial expression I would be . . .
Screwed up
If I were a subject in school I would be . . .
Music!!!
If I were a cartoon character I would be . . .
Mr Mammoth in "Cats Can't Dance" . . . because he plays the piano
If I were a shape I would be . . .
Round . . . I like rounded tones
If I were a number I would be . . .
7
