Alas, the task force on encouraging Singaporeans to get hitched and produce more babies (SDU included) should have grabbed the opportunity and commission the Black-Eyed Peas to rewrite their hit “Where is the Love” for the local campaign. What a waste they didn’t do it! So I’ve come up with an alternative version for the chorus:
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WHERE IS THE CHILD
(Based on “Where is the Love” by Black-Eyed Peas)
Our population shrinking
Older population greying
Can you marry and have sex
Or be fined and pay more tax
Tolong, tolong, tolong, help us
Our country needs more births
‘Cause we’ve got the gah’men questioning
Where is the child
The child…
The child…
Where is the child, where IS the child?!